I so very hate Ke$ha

Take everything of no consequence in this world, add a pretty face and overproduce the fuck out of it, now you have Ke$ha. It's as if "The Hills" was a person. I'm not saying she's shallow, but if Ke$ha was a body of water, a paramecium would not survive within. Anyone appreciate that? A fucking petri dish is deeper! She's a true simpleton in every sense of the word, and I don't mean she's necessarily retarded (though it's well within reason to speculate). Call it poetic license but what I mean is there's nothing to her, she's just the most shamelessly mindless and hollow monster Dr. Sony Frankenstein's ever created. She's not the first musician that's made it big without even the pretense of musical substance, but fame on such a level, devoid of even a shred of natural ability to distract from her soulless lyrics and generic beats... it flabbergasts me. I am actually stumped. I am dumbfounded at how dumb I've found the public to be for buying this sewage. I sound like a pretentious twat right now, and maybe that's what I'm becoming but why shouldn't I? It has taken such an audaciously disgusting and catastrophic blow to mainstream music to make me finally understand old people. You know those geriatric farts who sit around all day looping "Dr. Hook" and "Steely Dan" on vinyl, calling in to radio stations and talking about how nothing worth-while's been produced since 1978. You "Ke$ha", have made me understand them. The sheer unabashed shittiness of your comatose garble has given me a glimpse into my dark depressing future, and for that I will never forgive you.